I know that most of you are doubtless curled up in a corner, rocking slowly back and forth wondering where I’ve been.  The answer, of course, is booze, women, and intense medical study.

In that order.

I’m currently studying for boards, after which I’m going to take a week to look back on the last…er, wow, has it really been that long?  Sorry about that.  Time flies when you’re drunk and surrounded by nubile young women whose only nod to decency is the strategic placement of pages from Goljan and First Aid.  But fear not, I have much to say about my experiences in medical school, and about my time in officer training in the Navy.

There will be advice.